Capricorn

I love the horoscopes in The Stranger! It's my favorite thing to do on Thursdays when the new stranger comes out. They are so crazy and off the wall that they are just fun! Here's mine for the week of May 18th:

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan 19):
An old African proverb says that cattle are wealth, and there are no cattle without dung. This idea is applicable to you right now. The source of your greatest riches has produced some waste matter that needs to be cleaned up. Ironically, if you act expeditiously, the waste matter could be turned into more riches. Take a hint from the Masai people, who use cattle dung as plaster in building their homes. The scent helps repel lions, who dislike it, from ventureing too close